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I just re-blog random stuff ^-^b
nsfw? sometimes :D


mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

(via victors-von-d)

me this morning:  yes im cute as fuck servin up looks stylin on u hoes im fresh as hell
me rn:  im a piece of trash